spare some change? sorry, man,i got nothing. all right. [siren wails] hold it right there. [car door closes] let's see some id. i wasn't even doing anything,man. are you talking back to me?
no, i was just walking, man. look, there is no reasonfor you to get upset, sir. i'm not.i'm not. all right, that's it.put your hands on your head. put my hands-- put your handson your head, yes! you had your chance. listen, man,can i just ask you, like, politely what it isthat i did?
- think i was born yesterday?- come on, man, i-- get in the car.duck your head. aah! ahh. [groans] [bottles clink] all right, officer,i'll take it from here. oh, hi, wally.good to see you. he's all yours.
what? [chuckles] y'all have a good night. thanks, man,but where we going? i'm glad you asked. follow me. through there? [shouts] [magical tune]
[laughs] whoa, look at this place. where are we? just be patient,and i'll show you. your suit changed. ♪ follow meto a place i know ♪ ♪ where there ain't no painand no sorrow ♪ ♪ it's a place to beif your skin is brown ♪ ♪ i'm talking 'bout negrotown
[cheerful music] negrotown? what, like, atlanta? [laughs]almost. now be quiet while i sing. ♪ in negrotown,you can walk the street ♪ ♪ without getting stopped,harassed, or beat ♪ ♪ and there's always a cabwhen you need to get around ♪ and they always stop.
♪ in negrotown ♪ i think i'm getting it. it's like a utopiafor black people. yeah! but seriously,shut the fuck up. ♪ you won't get followedwhen you try to shop ♪ (all)♪ you can wear your hoodie ♪ and not get shot
♪ no white folksto cross the street in fear ♪ (all)♪ no trigger-happy cops ♪ or scared cashiers (jordan)♪ that loan application ♪ can't get turned down ♪ you're always approvedin negrotown ♪ this is amazing! i know, right? (women)♪ we're going downto negrotown ♪
♪ where the strong black menare raining down ♪ ♪ there's light skin,dark skin, every shade ♪ ♪ and there's no white bitchesto take them away ♪ this sounds too goodto be true. - it does, doesn't it?- yeah. but can a niggafinish a song? oh. i mean,can a nigga finish? i'm sorry.i'm sorry.
♪ in negrotown,you live long and well ♪ ♪ there's no disease,no sickle cell ♪ ♪ no stupid-ass white folkstouching your hair ♪ ♪ or stealing your culture,claiming it's theirs ♪ ♪ hanging out in a groupdoesn't make you a gang ♪ ♪ every word that you sayain't considered slang ♪ ♪ no one trying to get inon the latest trend ♪ ♪ by making youtheir token black friend ♪ ♪ there's a placewhere harmony is found ♪
(all)♪ it's a motherfuckingblack playground ♪ ♪ talking 'bout negrotown (all)♪ talking 'bout negro ♪ talking 'boutnegro, negro, negro, negro ♪ [song ends] [eerie humming] (man in the distance)sir? sir? sir? sir? [groans]wha--
all right, get up. - wha--- let's go, get up. [groans]wait a second. wait, wait, whoa, whoa,hold on, wait. i thought i was goingto negrotown. oh, you are. [piano music] [door closes and engine starts]